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Our Manager

Elvis "The King" Presley

Hate to break it to you folks, but yes, Elvis is dead! But more than likely those sightings you see in the tabloids are true, because sometimes he makes a visit back to earth just to see how well his record sales are going. We don't mind, but sometimes we just wish he'd leave the sequined jumpsuit and cape at home so that he won't be recognized so easily! When Elvis first arrived, he was the hit in Club Hell, and when we were looking for a new manager, he applied for the job. He retired his singing career to make Club Hell the hottest party zone in the known universe. He says the only thing he regrets about being in Hell is having to give up his favorite saying: "God bless you, thank you very much!"

 

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